In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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