I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
