He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
