I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
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I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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