We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
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Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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