I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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