so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
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We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
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The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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