i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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