the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
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