He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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