I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I think my moral compass just broke
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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