you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I lost the right to judge tonight
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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