1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Randomize
