so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
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