I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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