I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
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I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
3pm strippers are depressing
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
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I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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