Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
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high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
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He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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