out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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