But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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