I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
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on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
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High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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