one two three fourrrrnication!
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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