You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
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woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I love having hate sex.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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