I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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