Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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