Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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