hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
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At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
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being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
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