omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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