I feel like abortions should bother me more
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
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well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
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Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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