He is an equal opportunity slut.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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