I feel like I'm in dance class right now
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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