she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
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he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
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Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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