I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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