I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Randomize
