A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
there was a trapeze. enough said
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
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I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
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Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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