I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
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I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
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Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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