so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
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I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
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Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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