You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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