For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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