Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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