gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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