So drunk its hurt
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
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He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
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Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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