North Korea, Best Korea!
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
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Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
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Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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