seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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