I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
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There r osticjed everywhere
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
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It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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