he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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