she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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