I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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