I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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