Dual....:-)
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
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apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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