DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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