Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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