So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
It's just like the Real World with babies
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
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I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
This is the high leading the old right now
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
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They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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