Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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