Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I'm eating all of the evidence.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
