i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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