I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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